When the one of the bullet points on a person's resume is "Best Dancer in Colorado's Feature Blast Showcase 2005", you know that the applicant's skill set involves sucking some d1(k. I'm not trying to hate on Ms. Hart. She looks like a lovely young lady.

But who are we kidding? If she didn't su(k a m34n di(k, would any of us be reading about her right now? Not a chance.

Here is what you need to know. She is full blooded Native American. She is contracted with Wicked. She is bi. And she does not do an41. Any more questions, you might be at the wrong site.

- Rob Hustle